Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Q & A: "My boyfriend wants me to pose for an adult magazine"

Q: I need tips on kissing. That sounds kinda weird, but I'm not really sure what the best way to kiss is.

A: Ahhh... the art of Kissing. Well, kissing is an art, but how you decide to master it is totally up to you.
Becky says, always, always, ALWAYS start with fresh breath. Now, the two of you bring your lips together and begin to press them together lightly. As emotions begin to flow, you may want to part your mouth ever so slightly and begin to explore his/her mouth with your tongue, while he/she does likewise. In the meantime, get a lil' bump and grind action going to add to the intensity of the kiss.

One thing, try to keep the saliva flow to a minimum. I receive an extreme number of complaints about sloppy, wet kisses! Oh yeah, check out The Kiss for the most extensive kissing info on the 'net!

Q: I HAVE A WEIRD PROBLEM. ONE OF MY AUNTS WANTS ME TO HELP HER HAVE A CHILD. SHE'S BEEN VERY CONSIDERATE TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS. SHE IS MARRIED & 36 YEARS OLD, I'M ONLY 18.
SHE IS PRESSURING ME PSYCHOLOGICALLY. PUT ME OUT OF THIS DILEMMA. ONE COFESSION - I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

A: I've got one word for you, INCEST. With all of the millions and millions of single women on earth, you have to fall in love with a woman who is:

  1. Married
  2. A Family Member
  3. Twice your age

Get a grip. If you love her, you'd become the responsible one in this equation and just say no. There really are no two ways about it.

Q: I have a friend that I see almost every day. We don't hang out that much anymore. I've always had this thing for him and lately he been "kidding" around that he wants me to give him head. At first I took it as a joke and laughed it off. One day he told me he was "half" joking. So what does this mean?

A: It means, if you're willing to give him head, he's willing to receive it, with no strings attached.

Q: My boyfriend just got kicked out of school and is realy down, but since he had been away at military school I had been putting off dumping him. Now he's back. What should I do, wait it out, or dump him right away?

A: You're through with him right now, correct? DUMP HIM! Hey, this is your life, he isn't in your future plans, and you don't love him anymore ... boyfriend has to go.
Don't feel guilty, you didn't have anything to do with him getting kicked out of school, and you've lost feelings for him. It happens. He'll get over it. Life goes on. Out with the old, in with the new. Handle your business Girl!

Q: My husband and I met some months ago and we just got married over the weekend, we're headed for the bomb honeymoon next month, we closed on our house recently, and we're having a baby soon.
Some say we moved a bit too fast and in a sense I can agree, but by the same token, the shit is working! How can I get everybody to stay up out my business, and get their own?

A: Congrats Mrs. Girl! Tell them you appreciate their concern, but you choose to handle your business on this matter, if they really don't mind... and if they do. Your extreme happiness is making them The Color... Green, which isn't flattering to them at all.
Keep on doing your thaaaang!

Q: My boyfriend wants me to pose for an adult magazine for money. I don't want to do it, but he says I should be proud to show off my body, (I'm very fit) and that if I love him, I would do it.
I'm proud of my body and I love him, but I don't want to do it. Help!

A: Think! Think, Miss Girl! It's your body and your choice. "If you love me you'll do it." That's Blackmail, not love.
Re-examine this relationship. Hell, the next thing you know he'll want you to do live strip shows and porno movies. The bottom line is, if you do NOT want to pose nude for money, just say Hell No!

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